Bang On!

Bachao bachao!
Now! who's dat?
My friendly alien dexter (who is just opposite to being "dexterous") just forwarded me this recorded signal on my transceiver :D
I've delegated him the task to report me on/before-time activities which are happening up there in mah home-town, so that we can timely-sort things out! d'oh.. I think this time he dozed off! Am going to set him right while coming back to planet earth from moon[oh! I'd repost that post;) soon]!
dOOD! u gotta oil ur antennae! u getting me all d news slower than reuters! n i can't just stand it! How could u? glowl! I think the pigeons they used right in the starting are much fasta dan u! No appraisal 4 u :D
You got just few days left 2 "try" n "impress" me..so betta get ur gray cells ticking right now u lazy bone!
I can't just tolerate any latency in matters of "such high importance" esp w.r.t security n well being of mah fellow earthlings! and the poisonous hydrogene fuel! Y don't cha just understand? I need to take a session with u soon behby:)

A southern Kentucky man who found what he believes was a piece of Skylab in his front yard nearly three decades ago has some advice to those worried about space junk from the current spy satellite saga.

Dexter! Listening??? Don't u c how petrified this uncle looks-even in his moments of 5s of fame! (oops! no pun-intended...m crazy! u c)!



Aerial! (refer Shakespeare n not M$'s font:)) Dahling!where art thou! Missing you.. be back soon!
samsung designed a new spaceship 4 u:)

an improvement on d earlier one ;)




Okies... NASA's gonna shoot down falling shuttles now n make d debris fall right on earth! What r they upto!
Ah! well... m talking bout the spy shuttle which is on a crash course with planet earth and the US is planning to shoot down this wayward shuttle.
The probable n most likely dangers as I c are:
  1. The debris might hit earth as well -n in more spread- if not "managed" properly right up there !
  2. The shuttle/ debris might hit the other "good" shuttles serving right up there with mah lovely fellow astronauts "enjoying" there!
  3. And the poisonous hydrogene fuel!
Skylabs n Challanger fell without consequence tho :)

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